i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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