New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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