drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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