its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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