My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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