Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf