doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.