Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one