I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I will be naked everywhere
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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