I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.