Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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