my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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