is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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