Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
