Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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