vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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