worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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