Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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