the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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