No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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