is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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