He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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