Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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