Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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