I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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