You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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