either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I think your dad took our porno
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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