just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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