I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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