he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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