I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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