I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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