Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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