I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I want a musical about memes.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
