We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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