Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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