I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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