I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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