Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize