I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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