we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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