i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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