OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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