Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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