She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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