was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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