i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
