Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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