So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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