I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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