Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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