There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
where am i from again
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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