i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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