with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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