I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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