Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
All I want is dick and wine.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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