Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Do vagina's smell?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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